Good Friends, Good Beer…takes all your sorrows away..

Having a bad day?  Here is a list of things needed to overcome a horrible day/week/heart troubles/ and whatever bullshit life throws at you..

1. First, you will need a couple of Good friends – the ones you can openly talk to about anything and everything under the sun, from political views to the things you do behind closed doors.

2. Good Beer- Anything that has an alcohol content of more than 7.5% . Studies shows that alcohol affects the behaviour of a person hence, the coward all of a sudden turns brave, the weak becomes strong, the confused becomes confident, the heart broken? becomes drunk.

3. A pack of good cigarettes- tobacco coupled with a good alcohol helps numb the feeling of distress, frustation, depression, confusion, realization

4. A bowl of nuts- to throw at each other when silence hits the floor. Just dont wear a V-neck shirt if u dont want the nuts to accumulate in your bra.

5. A good live band – to help with the soundtrack of reminiscing.

After making sure one has all the mentioned things needed to overcome a bad day, the end result, you will have yourself laughing your gutts out because one manages to come up with a dance step on the dance floor that somehow imitates Michael Jackson and name it dancing with style even if it looks totally horrible, you laugh at it and by the end of the day, without having to close the agenda on the spontaneous meeting of the sorrowful, you come up with the solution to your problem and hit the sack worry- free…

Next time you have a bad day… you’ll know what to do. You dont need a big crowd to sympathize with you, that somehow seemed shallow and fake… Just Good friends, Good Beer… it takes all your sorrows away..

~ by somebody003 on November 25, 2008.